Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dan(no) "The Muey Sexii~~ Drummer"

Full Name: Daniel Murphey Ackton—usually goes by Dan, Danno, or to Emma and his mom, Danny.
Birthday: 8/15/1992
Height: 5’3”
Weight: 100 lbs
Body Type: Bony, scrawny.
Occupation: Tops employee, also works at an animal shelter. Plays drums in Bad Spider (band name is Danno the Muey Sexii~~ Drummer)
Ethnicity/Species: Almost completely Irish, rest is English. Regular human. Draws self as a Virginia Opossum.
Faith: Unconcerned.
Sexuality: Heterosexual…mostly.
Partner: Emma
Siblings: Melissa, 16
Pets are his kids!: Olliver the (rescued) Virginia Opossum aka First Born Son, Emma’s ferrets Rosalie and Amanda, Snickers the calico, and Snickie’s kittens, Mars and Butters, Stacy the house centipede.
Music: Marilyn Manson, The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Evelyn Evelyn, Coheed and Cambria, Lady GaGa, Say Anything, Tool, MSI, Jack-off Jill, The Used, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Atreyu, Tegan and Sara, Kill Hannah, The Blood Brothers, Placebo, A Static Lullaby, Chiodos, Alexisonfire, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Skinny Puppy, The Matches, AFI, Misfits, Alice in Chains, NoFX, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, MCR, Nirvana, Horrorpops, I Read the Giver, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, The Academy Is….. Screamo, funk-infused emo/alternative, metal, grunge, horrorpunk, some electronica, some pop, some industrial.
Fashion: Fairly plain, except for colors. Band tees, plain colored tees, cartoons (powerpuff girls, flapjack, courage the cowardly dog, ren and stimpy, adventure time, south park, metalocalypse) tees, wifebeaters. Always skinny jeans, can be plain, solid colors, or colorful and patterned (think hot topic girls’ jeans). Sometimes flannel shirts over that stuff. Favorite colors are yellow, magenta, vivid red, and vivid purple, but he also likes grey, black, and green. Shoes are usually really beat up hi-top chucks, usually black, red, or pink. Few accessories if any. Has a ton of band tees for Bad Spider…be creative!
Personality: Can come off as a jerkoff. Bit of a teenager’s I Can’t Die complex going on. Is sometimes reckless but is pretty sensible anyway, easily amused, hyperactive. Leader’s abilities and personality, likeable, but kinda childish at times too. Hard on himself. Cuddly, dependant, fairly open. Insanely incredibly sweet, but tends to lash out if confronted (or if he thinks he is) and can really hurt feelings. Not very smart, and ok with it, usually. Loves really “gross” things like bugs (house centipedes and roaches especially) etc. Tries to look more manly than he could ever be. Idolizes his girlfriend, Amanda Palmer and Lady GaGa, cousins, and Liam. Eats like a four year old, can't eat when he's stressed (almost all the time unfortunately) and really likes chicken patties.
Drugs: TONS of cigarettes each day, pot sometimes, heavy acoholic—is somewhat in denial of this, and rarely psychedelics. Recovering cocaine user.
Likes: Music, playing the drums, South Park, basements, girls, girls’ underwear, junk food, getting high, PISS-POP ROCK!!!, web design/poster making, record players, gross old 90's cartoons (Ren & Stimpy, Courage, etc), opossums, drawing, Dr. Seuss, Powerpuff Girls (favorite cartoon ever), Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Little Golden Books, horror films, bugs (especially house centipedes), cats, singing and writing, harassing his sister Melissa, Craig McCracken, Amanda Palmer, Flapjack, Hieronymous Bosch, opossums, rescuing animals from the local shelter, porno mags, scene girls, and brunettes. And non-sexy fursuits.
Dislikes: Boys (except Jack, lolol), school, his father, his super-happy fun time family, most recent cartoons, being told to stfu when practicing, his sister sometimes, anything with a touch screen, elitists and people with god complexes, trend chasers, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, conformity—he just does his own thing and it just happens to look incredi-scene. :P Also hates his acne, that gross growth on his neck, and how his hair’s fried. And shitty tattoos/piercings, and DIY’s of the aforementioned. And he really hates being short and looking like a kid.
Movies: From Hell, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, Yellow Submarine, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, The Princess Bride, Juno, People Under the Stairs, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Be Kind Rewind, Ferris Beuler’s Day Off, V for Vendetta, tasteless adult comedies.

Totally un-manly! Poor bby.
WHY DOES HE WEAR GIRL'S JEANS? WHY? are his hips too wide? not enough to fill the crotch? seriously. Why.
Freckles, birthmarks, a few moles.
Roundish face, pointy chin, eyes often a little squinty and opossum-like.
VERY green eyes, almost unnatural-looking.
Cute little nose!
Tongue pierced. Ears are a little odd in spots from shitty cartilidge DIY adventures
Ears can have random piercings if you want.
Hair vivid red at roots, eyebrows are undyed. Hair’s a little fried, but not too bad. rarely washed, naturally in ringlets but length, weight, dye, and filth make it really tangled if he ignores it. lots of split ends. Fringe goes down pretty far.
Awful acne (clusters under his fringe).

Opossum form: feel free to draw him like this but he can’t assume this form.
No feral form.
Spotty, freckly, acne in this form too.
Ears-torn up, pink with grey-black dapples on the tips.
Pink tail
No markings on or down back. 

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